What it does very well
- Rubbing fat into flour. Pastry, scones and crumble in ten seconds, and colder than hands can manage. This alone justifies owning one.
- Grating in quantity. Cheese, carrots, celeriac. The grating disc turns a twenty-minute job into thirty seconds.
- Slicing evenly. Potatoes for a gratin, onions for a large batch, cabbage for slaw.
- Chopping aromatics in bulk. A soffritto for a big batch of ragù.
- Pesto, hummus, dips and pastes. Anything where a slightly coarse texture is right.
- Breadcrumbs. From stale bread, in seconds.
What it ruins
- Mashed potato. The blade shears the potato cells open and releases free starch, which turns it to glue. Irreversible. Use a ricer.
- Creaming butter and sugar. It shears rather than aerating, so a creamed cake made in a processor is denser. Use a mixer or a wooden spoon.
- Bread dough. Some models manage it; most heat the dough and over-work it.
- Anything you want in neat pieces. A processor chops unevenly — some pieces are dust and some are whole. For a dice, use a knife.
- Delicate herbs. It bruises rather than cutting, and much of the aroma ends up as green paste on the bowl.
- Whipping cream. It goes to butter almost instantly.
What to look for
- Bowl size
- A large bowl cannot process small quantities — the blade spins above the food. Many come with a small nested bowl, which is genuinely useful.
- A pulse button
- Essential. Continuous running is what over-processes things; pulsing gives control.
- Grating and slicing discs
- The reason to own one over a stick blender. A reversible thick/thin disc covers most needs.
- A wide feed tube
- So whole potatoes and blocks of cheese go in without pre-cutting.
- Solid, simple construction
- Processors are mostly let down by plastic catches and lids. Fewer parts is better.
- Dishwasher-safe parts
- A processor that is a nuisance to clean is a processor that stays in the cupboard.
Processor, blender or mixer?
These three get confused and they do different things. A food processor chops, slices, grates and blends thick mixtures using a short blade near the base of a wide bowl. A blender purées liquid mixtures using a tall narrow jug that creates a vortex. A stand mixer beats, creams, whisks and kneads using a slow, high-torque action.
They overlap only slightly. A processor makes a poor soup — no vortex, so it stays grainy and it leaks. A blender cannot chop or grate. A mixer cannot chop at all.
If you can only have one, the answer depends on what you cook: a processor for anyone who cooks a lot of vegetables and pastry, a stick blender for anyone who mostly makes soups and sauces, a stand mixer for anyone who bakes.
Common questions
Can I make pastry in one?
Yes, and it is arguably better — faster and colder. Pulse the fat into the flour, add the water, and pulse only until it just comes together.
Why is my chopped onion watery?
Over-processed. Pulse three or four times and stop; a processor goes from chunks to purée very quickly.
Can it replace a blender?
For thick things, mostly. For soups and smoothies, no.
Are mini choppers worth it?
For small quantities of herbs, garlic and nuts, yes, and they are much easier to clean.
Try this next
- Blender the different job
- Stand mixer the third machine
- Mashed potato what not to use it for
- Tough pastry where it helps